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Job Description: As written by me

The job requires flexibility and endurance.  The faint of the heart and those who cannot work longer than 9 hour days need not apply.  Must not get weak at the sight of blood, spiders, or poo.  Must be able to deal with the emotional distresses of others and not take attacks against oneself personally.  Someone who is athletic, musical, and artistic would be a plus and would certainly make the job easier. Will have to work in a bilingual environment, where you will will be expected to speak perfect English. Comfortable accommodation will be provided. 


Work is my life. I might have as well had my own children for the hours that I put in raising someone else's.  At least I get paid to watch these kids instead of paying to watch my own.  I admire parents a little bit more. I think after you have children, at least when they are young, you are chronically tired and a little bit on edge.  You lose your ability to communicate clearly with grown individuals because you are constantly dumbing down your own speech in order to communicate with your children.  

Argh.

1 Responses to “Job Description: As written by me”

  1. # Blogger Ben

    :) You're definitely having some experiences. Looking forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks!  

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